Name: Todd Minerson
Wing Span: Just above the normal average for a male chicken... why do YOU want to know?
Hometown: No fixed address
Favourite Bird: The Nene (the Hawaiin chicken!!!)
Hobbies: Preening my feathers and strutting around the yard
How do you like your chicken cooked: Gee, there's chicken a la king, fried chicken, chicken cacciatore, cashew chicken, chicken gumbo, chicken pot pie, bbq, chicken sandwiches, chicken salad, broiled chicken, chicken souvlaki, ... I like 'em all Forrest
Where were you when JFK was shot? I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it might incriminate me
Y2K Plans: Social and physical hibernation...
In 60 years: Preening my feathers and strutting around the yard
Measurements: Perfect in every dimension, 'cuz I'm a bad mama-jama-chicken!
Most memorable on-field ultimate moment: Either flipping the double bird to some steroid-taking jackass who didn't know you are permitted to take one time-out per half, or watching any of my Funky Chickens making me look good by laying out for one of my less than perfect passes
3 people for the FC: Buddah (he could help with team speed, and keeping the Funky Chickens at peace with ourselves and the world), James Brown (not many people know he's the Godfather of Ultimate), Any one of the Hanson Brothers from Slapshot
Other notable favourable qualities ....
Can we have our team party at Swiss Chalet?

Todd's ass is really jacked.
Check out his favourite toy: BRAWK