Name: Ted Everson
Wing Span: 5'5"
Hometown: The land of Flat Rocks, in the Land that is newly found (AKA Flatrock Newfoundland)
Favourite Bird: I'd like to say the noble fowl, but if truth be told I really love cats
Hobbies: Pecking for worms, throwing flat disc-shaped objects, tearing ligaments
How do you like your chicken cooked: I would NEVER cook a chicken...well OK, I like 'em flame-broiled
Where were you when JFK was shot? I was in-between reincarnations at the time
Y2K Plans: I plan to lead a gang of bedraggled but ultimately decent apocalypse survivors to the famed "Land of Riches and Still-Functioning Showers and Toilets"
In 60 years: In a cryogenic chamber, biding my time
Measurements: Those are the units of length that define my various body proportions
Most memorable on-field ultimate moment: similar to Tracy's, when i figured out how to run for the disc and get tripped without hurting myself. Oh wait, that's right I tore up my shoulder doing that...
3 people for the FC:
1) ME! Maybe next year.
2) Pop sensation Britney Spears
3) Begbie from trainspotting. He'd kick some ass I tell ya
Other notable favourable qualities ....
I wear my hawaiian T-shirt uniform alot these days, for nostalgic, sentimental reasons. Plus it's funkin' funky.

I think Lefty's wing is fixed and he's too lazy to play...:)