August 30th, 1999 - Win 19-7
The golden egg gets closer and closer!
I will keep this short and sweet. Clearly the chickens arem't just getting lucky. Even though we're in our inaugural season, we've become the most dominat domestic farm creature in the league. The all-animal final of the TCSSC Monday Night Ultimate B Pool goes down Spetember 13th at the Flats of Eglinton. The chickens had quite the semi-final, over-powering the opponents mostly with our bitchin' turnout (even though most of us were late!!!). However after a great start and better finish, the legend of the funky chicken has been born. No matter what happens on the 13th day of September, the world has felt the force of the funky chicken in a most dominating way...
May we also just take a moment and raise our glasses in honour of our captain, Colonel Sanders. Truly an inspiration for chickens of funky descent on and off the field, she regularly brought grace, honesty and where appropriate, rage to the battlefield. Her exquisite looks and delicate features coupled with a bod to die for gave her a phenomenal athleticism that was matched only by her spirit and love of the game. Most of all, she showed up regularly. Cheers to you, oh captain my captain. Remember: a bend in the road is not the end of the road, unless your brakes fail, and you don't make the turn...
Congratulations everyone - one more win to go!